If you want to be a Record Breaker...

Well ladies and Gentlemen, Vancouver is going to go for it. The record stands at 28 straight days of rain and we're at 27 today. Its all very exciting and, eh, wet. Cheryl Baker is outside as we speak holding an umbrella and surrounded by screaming kids while the ghost of Roy Castle is in the studio tap dancing a minute for every inch of rain that has fallen over the last 27 days.

Now, remind me, why did I pick Canada and not Australia or New Zealand?

Of course, the giant spiders down there. Say what you will about Vancouver but it doesn't have giant spiders. They were washed away by the rain.